PUT YOUR FAITH IN IMAGINARY HANDS unisex classic tee
This is a 100% cotton unisex classic tee-shirt. Do you require a structured look? Because it sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and - we are assured - goes perfectly with a layered streetwear outfit, whether or not that is your sartorial approach.
• There is some 100% cotton, apparently
• For those like Heine, who need to know these things, the fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• There is open-end yarn, although rag trade jargon is only useful if it helps you
• And honestly, what the fuck is "Tubular fabric"?
• I don't want "taped" neck and shoulders, thank you, my skin does the job fine.
• Does a "double seam" at sleeves and bottom hem imply Never Needs Ironing? Doubtful. Who irons their tee-shirts?
• "Blank product" (so tee-shirts in their millions are manufactured in various global sweatshops and transported in monstrous cargo container ships across tens of thousands of miles of open ocean so I can represent my way) "sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico" (the lies they tell us).
• If you have read this far, may The Five help you.
• We still love tee-shirts, even if the level of human suffering may or may not be mitigated by that frantic love.
